-We are about to play "Secret Ingredient." [ Cheers and applause ] Joining me for the game, please welcome Mario Batali! [ Cheers and applause ] Ashton Kutcher! [ Cheers and applause ] Liam Payne! [ Cheers and applause ] And the newest judge on "So You Think You Can Dance,"
LET'S JUMP RIGHT INTO IT. DID ANYBODY SEE THE BIG HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP FIGHT THIS WEEKEND. IT WAS TYSON FURY DEFEATED DEONTAY WILDER IN THE 7th ROUND T WAS A SPECTACLE BUT IT CAME OUT TODAY THAT WILD CERTIFICATE NOW BLAMING HIS LOSS IN THE FIGHT ON THE COSTUME THAT HE WORE INTO THE
NOW I KNOW, I KNOW WHY YOU'RE ALL SO HAPPY. BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL CELEBRATING THE FACT THAT TODAY WAS NATIONAL FAST FOOD DAY HERE IN AMERICA. (APPLAUSE) YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING AM ARE YOU LIKE WHAT, I ACCIDENTLY CELEBRATED THAT THE LAST 364 DAYS.>>YOU FLOW WHEN THE BIG FAST FOOD CHAINS
WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY. I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF ) SO GOOD TO TO BE BACK. I'VE MISSED THESE PEOPLE. THIS WEEKEND, DEMOCRATS DID SOMETHING THAT ONCE SEEMED UNIMAGINABLE: THEY COUNTED THE VOTES IN A CAUCUS. ( LAUGHTER ) I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT
What goes on behind the doors of this industrial farming facility will make you think twice about ever eating fast food again. It's not just beaks, feet and gizzards that go into your favorite fried nugget, the processed chicken America consumes every day contains countless assholes. Real assholes. "Hey, quit shovin', fuckhead!"
-Another thing I love is you've previously spoken about some of the stereotypical roles you've had to read. And you tweeted this. You tweeted about these roles you had to read. Why did you did you decide to make that information public? -So, when I first started out, like probably after the time I
OK, now, ladies and gentlemen, what is more important on Christmas Day itself than lunch? Personally, huge fan. Who loves a Christmas lunch, by way of applause? Who could not? But of course, it needs to be prepared, so can I ask, by way of applause, who cooks Christmas lunch? Anyone in this
Hey guys, it’s Hasan Minhaj. If you’ve seen the show, you know that I talk a lot about being Indian-American and the Desi experience growing up in this country. But high school was a long time ago. So, I wanted to talk to Desi kids growing up in America right